I can understand the sentiment… 
Context is everything
2 Corinthians 5:20 Now then we are ambassadors for Christ, as though God did beseech you by us: we pray you in Christ's stead, be ye reconciled to God.
Make sure that the light you think you have is not actually darkness. Luke 11:35
Sold to Christ to Bring Him Glory...I Am Not My Own
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I like the Chuck Norris Bible. Now that’s classy!
Ahaha!
http://sacredsandwich.com/archives/5207
Just in case you might think I’m joking…
Before I was called from darkness, I received a Marine’s Bible as a gift. I never opened it or read it, unless I was looking for some talisman like power or gnostic-understanding for my love, America. I can’t recall if it was when I converted or even before when I was wrestling with truth, however, I cut my name out of it and gave it away to a library. I hadn’t even give up my patriotism and somehow knew that the eagle, globe and anchor had no place on the Scriptures.
Thinking now, I might have even burned it as a compromised, syncretic piece of garbage housing the very words of God. Anyway, it’s all very sick. I feel your pain PJ.
Cal
The Drone Operator’s Bible
The Waterboarder’s Bible
The Spealth Bomber’s Bible
Which universe are we living in?
You know, on the surface those bible versions may sound improbable but i wouldn’t be surprised to see them gracing the shelves of my local Christian bookstores any day now.
you have a Christian bookstore …
In my neck of the woods you can find them at the malls. But Lord knows what they sell today.