Kim Clement’s latest..

Put on your thinking-cap; its time to read the latest from Kim Clement.

You will notice the first one below, given out December 31, 2008 in  San Jose CA, has eerie similarities to the one I posted HERE, which was given out on December 14, 2008 in Humble, TX; but with a few added surprises.

(Kim say’s) The Spirit of the Lord would speak to you tonight:

“Is it not possible for me to just utter one word and everything will change?  They shall say “why is it there is a group of people celebrating when the prognosticators have told them this could be the worst time of your life?”  What do I say about it, says the Lord?  This is the end of a seven year period.  This is the end of a seven year period of war.  This is the end of a seven year period of disdain, and God says, at the end of this night will be the end of the seven year period, of the seven lean years.

And then suddenly there shall come upon you seven fat cows!

And the lean years will not consume nor eat the fat years.  The lean cows will not consume the fat that is coming upon you.  No, it is the end of war; it is the end of famineHow is this possible, says the Lord?

The Spirit of the Lord says raise up your hands, open up your mouths.  There are thousands of people watching right now by internet all over the world waiting to hear what the word of the Lord is.

God says, they will say there is life, scientists will say they found life on the planets, God said, it shall be proof once again of the existence of the kingdom of God.  I will invade science, I will bring from your earth cures for diseases.  Angels are coming to this nation, to the nations of the earth to bring the light.

You have asked for a prophet and God said I have rescued so many of you; I have rescued your families.  Some of you have not understood my ways, but the Spirit of the Lord says, get ready, for this shall be known, the new year shall be known as the year of festivities, the year of festivities. And they say “why would this be the year of festivities?  There is so much going wrong.”  But God said, no, for the kingdom of God is appearing and it shall be known as the shadow of light for I am going to bring an unusual light into my church, into my kingdom, on this earth.

Throughout this building, throughout the earth, for those that would receive, for those that would receive, God said, I’m opening a door that no man can shut.  God said, tonight do not take lightly He who holds the key, who holds the key of David.

The mystery of God is being opened up.  God said, this is the end day, this is the end time, you will do greater than the great cloud of witness that surrounds you. No man shall stand against those who I have selected.

I’m about to show myself favorably in science and from your soil, America, and three other nations they shall discover, discover, discover and cancer shall no longer be a force of any threat to mankind.

Many of you watching right now, say “Kim I’m being engulfed, I’m being raptured into something”.  God’s told me to tell you:  I’ve given you a key, given you a key to take away from me what I’ve held in my hand for so long, it’s just for you.  I’m holding in my hand what you must take from me, and I’ve held it in my hand for such a time as this.


This one was given out on January 2, 2009, in  San Jose CA:

“We are taking, just like the Day of Pentecost, when there was a sound of a mighty rushing wind.  That sound must be released again, why?  To captivate the unbeliever, the agnostic, the atheist, the scientist, the economist, the socialist, the capitalist.  God says, it is time for me to capture the attention.  There is a sound, says the Spirit of God, therefore receive it tonight, open your mouth and pray and receive it.  We are capturing something.

I am a prophet, I must capture something.

This afternoon when I was praying I knew God was going to do what he did.

What is the prophet saying?

The prophet is saying: I hear the sound of an abundance.  Some of you are saying “we have no evidence.  The only evidence we have is the news media telling us there is a recession.”  God said, which kingdom is controlling you?  Which kingdom is dictating to you?  Which kingdom is telling you this?

Ahab, go and eat, go and drink.  The king based on the prophet saying I hear the sound, acted and took action and began to act as if there was no famine.  The servant went and looked twice, three times, four times, five times – not a trace of abundance, not a trace of rain.  Sixth time, the end of his carnal journey.

We have come to the end of a carnal journey.  We have come to end of our season of war, we have come to the end of the season of drought. And yet you say “how can this be?  What they are telling us is contrary to what you tell us, prophet.”

But God is not speaking to those who are deaf, He is speaking to those who have ears to hear what the Spirit has to say.   I hear the sound of abundance, I hear the sound of the miraculous, I hear the sound of unusual miracles.

God said, this is the season and this is the time.  And God said, what does the prophet hear?  The prophet hears the sound of miraculous, the sound of restoration, the sound of revival, the sound of unusual miracles, the sound of creative miracles, the sound of God is what He is!   I hear the sound of abundance!

You are going to hear the word of the Lord in spite of what the enemy says.  There’s a lady lying in a hospital right now and she’s to have major surgery and God is replacing her organs.  Even though medical science will come in and make discoveries this year, and your soil will offer the greatest miracles, God is going to impact this world with the most unusual miracles that have even taken place.

Kim what are you doing to us?

Giving you the Spirit, giving you the kingdom.

When David played on his harp demons lifted from King Saul.  Do you realize that tonight possibly in your household, in your work, that where a demonic power has rested upon the head to stop your progress and to stop your future and to stop your promotion, that tonight possibly that force is being lifted because of our “Davidic” praise?


Perhaps you possess the ‘key’ with which to break the “Clement Speak Code”, cause I can’t ever understand what this guy is saying…

16 comments on “Kim Clement’s latest..

  1. Seven fat cows are coming upon me? Yikes! Will my insurance cover that????

  2. Maybe the reason it’s “prophetic” is because you need the gift of prophecy to understand it…

  3. PJ

    The prophet this, the prophet that…

    Did you from Ministries Watch how much Kim Clement learns/pays himself?!

  4. Did you SEE from Ministries Watch …

  5. Oh blimey, I need another cup of tea, earns not learns. Sorry PJ

  6. PJ,

    If you were really spiritual, you would have cracked the code easily.

    It’s really simple. It’s blah, blah, blah. Oh yeah and sheeka boomba.

  7. don’t have the time to find it, but ben creme of share intl says that whem Maitreya is revealed there will be a “pentecost” type event.



    • Larry, this is the story i believe you’re thinking about: Maitreya Emerging, ’shortly’ after Christmas

      LOS ANGELES, Dec 12, 2008 — For years the world has been filled with miracles of all kinds. In April 1995 Time magazine devoted an eight-page spread to its cover story on miracles and concluded: “People are hungry for signs.”

      Look now for the biggest miracle of all. In the very near future a large, bright star will appear in the sky visible to all throughout the world — night and day….

      Some of His claims:

      … and in celebration of this event, Pentecost will become one of the major festivals of the new world religion which the Christ will eventually inaugurate. Our response to his call will …

      Reports of miracles involving people from all faiths (and those of none) are increasingly reaching the media. According to Benjamin Creme, editor of Share International magazine, they are all signs of the imminent emergence of Maitreya, the World Teacher, and his group, the Masters of Wisdom.

      Benjamin Creme writes:

      “Over many years Maitreya and his group of Masters have saturated the world with miracles.

      What has disturbed me in the last few Clement ‘words’ is the interjection of words like ‘shadow of light’…

      Some of you have not understood my ways, but the Spirit of the Lord says, get ready, for this shall be known, the new year shall be known as the year of festivities, the year of festivities. And they say “why would this be the year of festivities? There is so much going wrong.” But God said, no, for the kingdom of God is appearing and it shall be known as the shadow of light for I am going to bring an unusual light into my church, into my kingdom, on this earth.

      Notice in other posts as well: He calls it “revival of the “Shadow”

      God says the key has been given so that you may once again take authority over the earth. For the earth and creation awaits the manifestation of the sons of God…The earth is waiting to yield its produce. It is waiting for the commandment and the timing and the perfect alignment of the sons of God….I’ll tell you what God’s gonna do this year, He’s going to turn the lights out. God said it shall be the end of a dark era! Lights out!

      Because God said, I’m raising up sons who will manifest my glory. I will bring daughters that will manifest my glory.

      They will manifest, what do you say manifest?

      They will walk into buildings and the lights will come on. They will walk into meetings where they are discussing the progress or digression of medical science and as they walk in, the light shall come on. These that shall manifest shall not need to speak much. They will walk into hospitals, and the light shall come on.

      Now this that I am bringing is the revival of the shadow..God said, the very shadow that shall come from those who have light that has been shone upon them shall come in and this shall be the era of the shadow of light, the shadow of light. This is an explanation of your next era in the Kingdom, says the Lord of Hosts! God said for me to tell you tonight, a new era is beginning, the key of David has been granted, the era of the shadow of light has come.

      As Tom pointed out the Satanic bible is referred to as ‘the book of shadows’…

      Clement has been mentioning this ‘revival of the shadow’ for well over a year in quite a few of his ‘words’…and its always the one thing in his nonsensical ramblings which jumps out at me.

      It sounds too close to the predictions made by occultists Alice Bailey and Helena Blavatsky.. concerning the coming enlightened ‘one’

  8. In the old days, if a prophet was wrong only ONE time, he was stoned to death. By now, Clement wouldn’t only be a road pizza, he wouldn’t even be a spot in the road.

    If the church paid as much attention to the written Word of God as they do to the torrent of prophecies coming at us from all directions from the Prophets of the Flesh, it might actually accomplish something.

    Everyone wants to be a prophet. Very, very few are. Beware!

  9. Wow Mariam…he’s living good isn’t he?!

    Anyone can check his ministry, $$ he pays himself, etc. here: Donor Alert

  10. If you were really spiritual, you would have cracked the code easily.

    AHA! True Rick… The problem is, i believe Clement and i are listening to two different Spirits. The one i attempt to hear (the Holy Spirit) is never the author of confusion… 🙂

  11. I guess I am reading a different Bible. In mine, the fat cows came first!


    PJ, you know, this Kim stuff is becoming the classice comedy hour in here! 🙂

    If it wasn’t so stupid, I guess I could laugh. But, some folks are believing this stuff! What a grief! 😦

  12. Poor Kim,
    he has noises in his head and they are drowning out the one thing that he should be hearing, REPENTANCE!!

  13. The reason Kim speaks double speak is that he does NOT WANT you to decipher his code…..but to just believe that he is spiritual enough to know. It is mystical enough to have your curiosity piqued, and to keep peeking into Pandora’s box…….as he weaves his web of shadows around you…to keep you coming back for more.

    “I am a prophet; I must capture something!”
    Kim Clement.

    That would be your soul, and he forget to tell you that he was a prophet of BAAL….the Devil.

    He keeps referring to himself in the 3rd person as “THE PROPHET.”,,,, as he proclaims the prophet says and does this and that. To understand Clement, just substitute “LEPRECHAUN” for prophet when he speaks. This is the key that will bring you the shadow of light.

    brother Tom

  14. I am a LEPRECHAUN I must capture something.

    What is the LEPRECHAUN saying?

    The LEPRECHAUN is saying:

    It works…you found ‘the Key’ to unlocking “Clement-speak” Tom!


  15. WOW! There was another post saying that Clements said Obama is God’s man. Its crazy enough that people are calling obama their jesus. Dang. So I’m just watching at waiting. Anyone else here?! I think that if anyone is believing anything saying Obama is their Jesus and Obama is God’s man, I think that they are obviously not listening to the REAL GOD. In fact, it might just be the opposite. Please, please, please consider that 🙂

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