A Message to His Holy Highness the Worshipful Bishop Rev. Dr. Apostle Grand Poobah

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From Lee Grady,

I am often asked if I have a title, and my answer doesn’t satisfy some people. I travel a lot, so I don’t consider myself a pastor. All kinds of labels have been pinned on me: Reverend, prophet, apostle … even bishop. Once I was introduced to a church as “Dr. Grady” and I almost crawled under my seat. I only have a college degree. There are no letters after my name. I tell people: “You can call me Lee. Or if you want to sound formal, you can say, ‘Brother Grady.’”

Today it seems we’ve developed a title fetish. For a while everyone in charismatic circles was becoming a bishop (and some were installed into this office with rings, robes and funny-looking hats). Then the same guys with the pointy hats started calling themselves apostles. Then the prophets got jealous and started calling themselves apostles too! I knew one lady who, not to be outdone, required people to call her “Exalted Prophetess.”

Now the latest fad is requiring church folks to address certain people as apostles. (As in, “When Apostle Holy Moly arrives, please only address him as, ‘Apostle,’ and then make sure he is seated in a private room while his two adjutants, wearing dark glasses, guard his door.”) They’ve even invented an elaborate theology to go along with this ridiculous rule. It suggests that you can’t receive the true anointing from a man of God if you don’t honor him with the right title.

Sounds so very ooo-ooh spiritual to the naive. But it’s garbage.

Jesus didn’t play this religious game, especially when he was around the Grand Poobahs of His day—the long-robed scribes and Pharisees. After accusing them of loving the best seats in the synagogues, He pointed out that they loved to be called “Rabbi” by men (see Matt. 23:7).

Then He warned them: “But do not be called Rabbi; for One is your Teacher, and you are all brothers. … the greatest among you shall be your servant. Whoever exalts himself shall be humbled; and whoever humbles himself shall be exalted” (v. 8-12, NASB).

People have quibbled over these words for centuries, insisting that ecclesiastical titles are not the problem; pride is what Jesus was rebuking. I would agree that Jesus was going to the root sin. But He was also asking these title-crazy guys if they’d be willing to ditch their labels and act like normal people.

When I was in China several years ago, I met some amazing leaders who had planted thousands of congregations. They had also spent a lot of time in jail for their faith, and they’d been beaten with iron rods for preaching the gospel. They were the bravest apostles I’ve ever met. But when I asked them if they used “apostle” as a title, one guy said: “We believe in those roles in the church. But we prefer to call each other ‘brother’ or ‘sister.’”

That settled it for me.

A few years later I met Iftakhar, a Pakistani apostle who has oversight of 900 churches. He also has two scars on his arm from gunshots fired by Muslim extremists who have put a price on his head. When I asked him how I should address him, he smiled and said, “Iftakhar.”

If these two giants of the faith—and true apostles—don’t require to be addressed with titles, then Your Worshipful Grand Master Rev. Dr. Bishop Jones (who claims oversight of maybe four churches) shouldn’t wear his ministry role around his neck like a tacky neon name badge.

If people can’t see the anointing on your life through your character, then don’t cheapen the gospel by wearing a title you don’t deserve.

I’m not saying people shouldn’t use reverend, minister or even bishop to identify their roles in the church. But can we please dispense with the insecurity, and the childish “I’m more important than you” appellations, and get back to the simplicity of the gospel? Let’s get over ourselves!

Jesus is the King of Kings, the Lord of Lords, the Son of David, the Prince of Peace and the Apostle of our Confession. Yet when He came into this world He laid aside His heavenly glory and took on the lowly name of Jesus. He wore no fancy robes. He demanded no titles. He did not come to be ministered to, but to minister. If we want to serve Him honorably, we must forsake our need for fame and cast our crowns at His feet.


7 comments on “A Message to His Holy Highness the Worshipful Bishop Rev. Dr. Apostle Grand Poobah

  1. I heard a preacher say he rejected offers to confer a “Dr.” before his name because it would be like putting whipped cream on an onion.

  2. Awesome! YES!! Thanks for sharing!

  3. I’m sorry but Grady is as big a phony as any of the self appointed apostles he writes about. His employer, Charisma magazine, is one of the biggest enablers of religious phonies in the world. Pick up a copy and see how many ads and even regular columns emanate from the very false apostles and prophets he is supposedly addressing. Grady’s role as an alleged “watchdog” is nothing but a smoke screen. It’s easy to talk tough when it costs you nothing.

  4. I agree with Steve. I find it very ironic that this is coming from someone connected with Charisma. Simon the Sorcerer was born too early. If he were around in our time, Charisma would have accommodated him. Then, on second thought … he is around in our time. Seriously, how many of these religious super stars promoted by Charisma are the sort of servant leaders outlined in the scriptures? Its not about titles, its about integrity or lack of it. True servant leaders WILL be addressed with reverence and NOT because they demand it. The religious princes will enjoy the titles they demand, but will be laughed at behind their backs as they emulate some of the worst villains in history in attempting to extort respect from people. What a circus. And “apostle” is not a “title”. Its a calling that comes only from the God of Heaven. And the people who flaunt it most don’t have it because it comes with great humility, not a carnal arrogance.

  5. Lee Grady has been a consistent lone voice within Charisma magazine and his articles are often top of the popularity list at the magazine. He consistently talks common sense and has done for years now. What is the option that he leaves and there is no voice such as his at the magazine?

    • That’s very true Jan.

      When i found myself attending a church which over time fell into teaching false doctrine, my first impulse was to leave. But God said no….you stay until i tell you to go. It was very difficult, but i stayed another year until God said leave now. During that year God sent a number of young Christians my way who were confused about the “new” doctrines being taught in our church. Some of these were members of my own family.

      The point is we really don’t know how God may decide to use us or anyone else.

    • Jan, Thanks so much for the additional insight. I used to be a Charisma subscriber years ago. Not by choice, I sort of happened on it accidentally. For many years I was a Christian Life subscriber and then they went bust and Charisma picked me up along with all the others on their list. For a few years I put up with them, but then they became more and more like a Christian “Tabloid” and it got to the point that I couldn’t handle it any longer. I just told them to get lost and I believe I actually outlined in a letter to Mr Strang the reasons why I just couldn’t deal with their nonsense any longer. Now that I think of it, I remember the name “Lee Grady” and perhaps it is because I had some fond memories of his articles. But thanks for your insightful comment and thanks to PJ for her perspective as well. God can use us in amazing ways when we are willing to endure uncomfortable situations for His glory. Its amazing that in the case of so many people, God only tells them to do what *they* want to do. ???

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