12-12-12, Parsley and a Prayer Cloth

Rod Parsley. There’s a name I’ve not seen splashed across the internet in a while.

From Do Not Be Surprised…

Now that the U.S. and Russian governments have reassured all that the world will not end on December 21, we can focus on a more important and even closer date: 12-12-12.

Why is this date so crucial? Well, as Word Faith preacher Rod Parsley would have us know,

We are approaching a once-in-a-hundred-years moment… when the calendar reads 12.12.12 … 12 is God’s number of COMPLETION … of ORDER … of SUPERNATURAL BLESSING … and it can be YOURS!

You don’t want to miss this opportunity for “the blessing of God to be released in your life!” Rod Parsley is doing his part with a “Worldwide Miracle, Healing & Victory Prayer Cloth Service.” It will be almost as it was in the days of Paul, apparently:

It will be just like the prayer cloths people used in the days of the Apostle Paul. It’s a point of contact for your faith. Through your prayer cloth, the tangible anointing will be transferred to YOU … to your point of need. This can be your key to your physical healing … emotional healing … financial healing!

Not only will Parsley be laying prayer cloths on the altar and praying over them so that you may receive them as a “tangible transfer of Holy Spirit power,” but he’s bringing in the best of the best…Word Faith heretics, that is…to help him. Oh, what an opportunity!

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4 comments on “12-12-12, Parsley and a Prayer Cloth

  1. Hmmmmmm, so, unless I plan on living for a seriously long time, being 59 now, I should just sow my seed of faith then not waiting for another hundred years before this next 12 12 12 event opportunity occurs!

    Oh wait, most likely I will have passed and what greater blessing would that event be then? And of course all those who die in Christ before this 12 12 12 event opportunity won’t be much worried about these things on earth on 12 12 12 anyway seeing a place has been prepared for them already as Jesus told in John’s Gospel chapter 14 and the streets are pure gold and the water is fresh and bright clear as crystal and the fruit of the trees is sweet and the leaves are for the healing of the nations.

    Geesh I just don’t know what to do? Should I believe this guy or God’s exceedingly great and precious promises?

    2 May grace and peace be multiplied to you in the knowledge of God and of Jesus our Lord.
    3 His divine power has granted to us all things that pertain to life and godliness, through the knowledge of him who called us to[fn] his own glory and excellence,[fn]
    4 by which he has granted to us his precious and very great promises, so that through them you may become partakers of the divine nature, having escaped from the corruption that is in the world because of sinful desire.

    • Its been awhile since reading anything about Parsley so i was kind of surprised to see his name. I’d forgotten just how goofy some of the “sow a seed” stuff sounds.

      Speaking of 12-12-12, my youngest grandson’s birthday falls on that date. He’ll be 16 this coming Wednesday. I told his daddy to not let him advertise it on the internet, specially on any Christian prophecy sites, for someone may conclude he’s the antichrist. ahahaha!

  2. If you miss 12-12-12 don’t worry there will still be 1-3-13 or 11-12-13 or 02-20-2020. Those numbers look cool u never know they may have special blessings!

  3. The spirit of Tetzel lives on

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